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Enjoyed
the meal? Order more for take out! |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Wonton or Dumpling?
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Ignore previous cookie |
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a
parking ticket and rejoices that the system works |
Only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other
fortune telling units. |
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. |
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Intelligence is the door to freedom and
alert attention is the mother of intelligence |
Go for it. You never know what happen next. |
You have clearly loved every minute of your job.
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It's better to be the beak of a hen than
the tail of an ox |
Great! Your're ready for a party. |
No problem can stand the assault of sustained
thinking. |
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Ignorance never settles a question |
Calamity and propserity are the touchstones of
integrity |
Lotus blossoms smell better when you stop. |
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Pay attention to your nonverbal cues, and
try turning it down |
A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese
food |
Fortune not found. Abort, Retry, Ignore? |
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Good Advice jars the ear |
Fear drives you and makes you better |
If your cookie still in one piece, buy lotto. |
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What is the meaning of life? Good food?
Good Spirit? |
Your charm today will be almost irresistible, so use it
wisely |
Lucky you. Get out your party clothes |
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You are only as old as you act |
No need to worry! You will always have everything that you
need. |
Problems are only opportunities in working clothes |
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Sorry - some fortune cookies contain no fortune |
While you're carrying a grudge, others are out dancing. |
Cooking is easy. Good taste is hard. That's why you call for take out. |
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The older the crab the tougher the claw |
Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence |
As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled |
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Keep a green tree in your heart, and one day the singing bird will come |
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, makes the pay check go lighter |
When the mouse looks upon the cat, there msut be an escape route nearby. |
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The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything |
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